Kyler’s homework assignment: A list of his favorite memories. The paper had such instructions as: Write about a favorite time you had with a sibling…or…Write about a fun time you had with your parents.
I, of course, imagined that by the time he finished this assignment, the entire page would be filled with heartfelt answers and I would probably want to frame it, cherish it and read it every day.
Instead, it mostly looked like this:
The best day of my life:
“was when my mom bought me a nerf gun.”
I’m happiest when:
“I’m happy.”
And that’s pretty much how the entire thing was filled out. What a boy. At least Mae will get the same assignment next year and complete it more to my liking.
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