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Monday, July 9, 2012

If you build it, they will...probably fall off of it and hurt themselves.

We will go ahead and call the weekend a success.  Kenny started building a playhouse for the kids that we've been talking about building for years.  It will be very redneck (aka ugly and fun).  I can't wait.

Reasons for success rating:

-Kenny "let" me use two different power tools and I still have both of my arms.  In fact, all of the members of our household have intact every limb.  Even the animals. 

-The playhouse frame fell on Kenny and he now has a swollen elbow.  This rates successful because he only got one injury and it didn't even land us in the emergency room.

-Playhouse is located on the edge of our land.  This means that with the aid of binoculars, I can watch for deer.  I can also watch for my neighbor watching for deer and when he has a perfect shot, I can jump and yell to scare it away.  (Don't worry, my hunter friends, this is a joke.  I know that my neighbor is crazy enough to shoot me on the spot for pulling a stunt like this.)

-Kyler and Mae have each learned how to properly use a hammer.  And not on each other.

So, a good weekend it was.  I have yet to convince Kenny of a trampoline exit (in which you would jump from the top tier of the playhouse onto a next-door trampoline as an exit route), but I am consistent in my begging.  I also have secret plans to install a fireman's pole and a zip line but this will have to be done while Kenny is sleeping.  Then, I can totally act like it wasn't me.  An act of God; that's what we'll call it.  God wants us to live dangerously in the name of excitement and fun. 

I will post a picture of our ghetto creation when it is completely birthed.

2 comments:

  1. (Aaron) You should put up a zip line! The trampoline idea would end badly, though.

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  2. (Sigh) You're right. I am about 92% serious about the zip line though.

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