Just like a man

I was forced to perform emergency surgery on GI Joe yesterday.  His right arm fell off and I had minimal time to fix it, as Kyler insisted that Joe could not be late for his wedding.  He was to marry Barbie in three minutes in front of their palace.  She was already upset because Joe was unable to locate his speedboat so he had to borrower her pink convertible.  Then, he went and turned too sharply and fell out of the car, rolling into the counter and disarming himself, literally.

As I was stringing his arm back on, I noticed Kyler reloading the spilled contents into the convertible.  I asked why there was a stuffed snake in the back seat.  He said, “It’s Barbie’s wedding present from GI Joe.”

I decided that hero or not, GI Joe is a typical man:  losing critical property, running late, driving recklessly, giving crappy gifts and, all around, ruining everything.