Right side, left side, CORRECT side.

I continue to wake up on the right side of the bed, which is actually the left side, but still the right side as opposed to the wrong side.  Are you still with me?  I am well, that's all.  There is much to look forward to, such as getting day-drunk and thrift store shopping with my sister tomorrow.  I absolutely cannot wait.  She can make me laugh more than anybody.  We just can't help being so, so funny together.  I once thought that we should have a talk show...but decided that was a bad plan when I realized it would be an entire hour of us laughing hysterically because I'm pretty sure that some of our hilariousness might be only in our heads.  Doesn't matter as long as we're happy, right?

I spent yesterday's entire kids-at-school hours laboring on the birthday gift for my best friend.  I trashed the living room in the process but it's worth it.  I showed said gift to Kenny and before even venturing through the whole gift, he was laughing really hard so I must have done good.  Kenny doesn't usually think that things are as funny as I do.  I'm pretty much always laughing harder than him and sometimes he's not even laughing.  Then I tell him that he should laugh more and I even find humor in that, so I laugh even more and he still just stares at me with not even the slightest smile on his face.  I just don't know how he does it. 

Kyler brought home two new pine trees from school.  He named last year's oak tree Andrew.  This year's trees are Clark and Allie?  Or something like that?  And he has big plans to plant them if our mud pit of a back yard ever dries up a little.  Mae is bringing an oak tree home tomorrow and she already has a spot picked out to plant it, but she has yet to name her tree.  When I am old and walking around my back yard, I will look most crazy calling all of the trees by name.  Maybe old people don't really ever "lose it"...maybe there are just things in their head that nobody bothers to question.  (We also have Peachy, Perry and Cherry...bet you'll never guess what kind of trees they are).

In an effort to not spend the entire morning and afternoon on the day of my shared birthday party frantically cleaning the house and yelling at everybody that gets in my way, I am going to start today.  Wish me luck, here I go...